My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
(Source: whorem0anz, via daisybuchanans)
15.02.12
1. introduction
2. the only difference between nicolas cage and the declaration of independance is press coverage
3. london beckoned songs about the declaration of Independence written by nicolas cage
4. nails for nicolas cage, tacks also for nicolas cage
5. camisacolas-cage
6. time to steal the declaration of independance
7. lying is the most fun nicolas cage can have without stealing the declaration of independance
8. Intermisson
9. But it’s better if you steal the declaration of independance
10. I write the declaration of independance not tragedies
11. I constantly thank god for nicolas cage
12. There’s a good reason the declaration of independance hasn’t been stolen before, nicolas cage, you just haven’t thought of it yet
13. steal the declaration of independance, then we’ll talk
(Source: baraskank)
13.02.12
It’s been a thrill serving you.
Can I get some extra salt?
We’re all out.
Could ya check?
No.
(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
06.01.12
